Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Winner Takes All
Monday, March 3, 2008
This is Why Animals are Better than People
A very tense morning—I brought in a Dixie Chicks C.D because Christie really likes them and the radio doesn’t play any of their music, and it accidentally sparked a political/moral debate pitting Christie, Terry and I against Martha and Katie. It really sucks when you find out that people you like are Bible-thumping gun-slinging right-wingers. Christie and Terry and I kept trying to explain to Martha that it’s not like Vietnam—people who are against the war are not against the soldiers. Martha kept saying she understands that, but then she…well, she obviously doesn’t understand it. Christie's brother, Martha's son, is in Iraq, as is Katie's husband, and Christie said, "They are so gung-ho about the war now, but if my brother or Katie's husband was killed, they'd be against the war in a second." I don’t know, it’s all very hard to explain, but it was really frustrating listening to it all. They were all hating on Muslims. I wanted to say so badly that I have Muslim friends and that it is not in their doctrine to kill people, and that Christians have done tons of horribly violent things. They all think that Barack Obama is secretly Muslim and that even though he claims to be a Christian he must have been influenced by his radical Muslim father…whatever. All of this took place over the body of Snoopy, a loud little Beagle. He was getting neutered. And does he care about politics? Is he completely misinformed about the practices of Islam and inadvertently spreading hate around like a virus? No. He cares about being loved and fed and cared for. And if he has a problem, he lets us know as best as possible. And that is why animals are better. They don’t start wars or commit hate crimes or kill the environment or have values and so many thoughts. Humans are so smart they’re stupid. I think that sums it up pretty well. I think our biggest problem is that we have so many thoughts and beliefs. Like that John Mayer song… “Everyone believes in how they think it ought to be…we’re never gonna stop the war…we’re never gonna beat this if belief is what we’re fighting for.”
Okay. I just had to get that out. There were many great things today too. A friendly wrinkly farmer brought in a little goat to be vaccinated, and I got to hold her and I named her Elizabeth. She was very sweet, and a few times she just burst out with a great, “Meeehhhhh!!!!” that sounded more like a little kid yelling than a goat. So that was nice. And we spayed a cat with a tiny heart murmur named Cleo. Oh! And a friend of the Ralstons named Dusty brought in his dog Panama Red (yeah, the guy looked like he smoked some pot), a red-tick Coonhound. He was SO beautiful. I changed my mind about getting a Beagle. We should totally get a red-tick coonhound. But a girl—I like girl dogs better. So he brought him in and I helped him get him in a cage, and then he went back out to his truck and brought back the cutest little Beagle baby…named SLOOPY. He must have been stoned when he named her. But she was so cute and she got really excited and peed while he was holding her. But we put her in the cage with Red, who is two and a half years her senior and like 20 times bigger, but they’re BEST FRIENDS! It was so cute to watch—she would sit on his face or lie on his back and chew on his ears and he just took it. Whenever I went over to say hi to them Sloopy would jump up and down and stick her tongue through the bars and Red would just thump his tail and stand up and look at the little dog I swear one time he rolled his eyes. They were both in the be spayed and neutered, but they might go tomorrow.
The next big deal of the day, after the debate of course, was Jasmine. Jasmine was a Beagle (it was a Beagle party today) who had gotten pregnant accidentally by a stray dog (this seems to happen a lot!) that was much bigger than she. She had been in labor since Friday night/Saturday morning, and four puppies had come out dead or died soon after birth. One was doing fine and making all sorts of noise, which is good. But poor Jasmine obviously had a pup stuck inside her. Her owner, who is also very pregnant, brought her in this morning—the poor dog was hunched over and straining with her tongue handing out. Sandy fished around in her and found the pup completely twisted around. She had to pull it out, and although Jasmine helped by pushing some, she mostly just cried. Her owner’s eyes were like dinner plates when she turned to me and said, “I really hope this doesn’t happen to me.” The whole experience reinforced my belief that bearing children is not for me.
After the puppy came out, dead and twisted and smelly, we took some X-rays, and sure enough, the poor dog had another pup inside her. So we did a C-section/spay, and since the owner was more concerned about her dog than the puppies, she chose the cheaper anesthesia option that would most likely kill the remaining pup if it weren’t already dead. I get that—the puppies were an accident, and four had already died, so what were the chances this one was alive? And the other anesthesia would have been and extra $70. D.R came to pick me up, and Terry told him that I was about to see a very important surgery, so D.R said he would come back in an hour. So we opened up Jasmine’s abdomen, and he uterus was HUGE! I mean, I knew it would be big, but whoa…and what I thought was a puppy’s head turned out to be afterbirth. Then Christie pulled out the rest of the uterus and we saw the puppy. It was also huge, for a Beagle, but like I said, the stray dog (the dad) was apparently really big. This whole thing reminded me of Ginger being pregnant and us worrying about the babies being too big because Baker is such a giant.
So Christie cut the uterus open and we took out the pup. Marge, the large animal vet, was there to help, and she and Terry took over the puppy. It had a strong heartbeat, and they started to get the mucus out of its throat as Christie worked on the uterus. When she first opened it, brown gunky fluid gushed out and went all over the floor and then the uterus hemorrhaged, so blood was going everywhere too! Terry had to grab the uterus with his bare hands and squeeze it so some of the bleeding would stop, and Christie worked to get the uterus out ASAP, because then the bleeding would stop. I have pictures of all the blood. I’m sure everyone will want to see them!
So while Terry helped with the uterus, I took over the puppy. I rubbed it vigorously and shook it and patted it and sucked mucus out of its throat, and every once in a while it took a little breath, but the heartbeat continued to slow. So we pushed .1 of epi and Doxipram (I think that’s what it was called) to try ad get the heart going, and we could tell the little girl was trying to live, but the anesthesia for Jasmine had gotten into her system. After about an hour of rubbing and shaking and giving her oxygen and more drugs and trying to convince her to wake up, we finally gave in. Her heart had stopped. It was kind of weird—I wasn’t sad. She was so cute. I named her Leaf because her ears looked like little leaves, and I really wish she had lived, but I didn’t cry and it didn’t really make me sad. I just said, “Well, that one puppy is going to be really fat. He’s got ten nipples all to himself!” Jasmine’s nipples were actually really funny. They didn’t line up right. It was like this:
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So that was the day. I can’t say if it was good or bad. It just was. And that’s how I ended up feeling about Leaf. It just was.
Robin
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Velvet Chocolate Coffee and a Fiddle to Boot
Brute Force Trauma
The main event of the morning came in the form of a Shar-pei. The teenage owners (Siblings? Lovers?) brought him in last night hoping he could be seen, but Christie and I were doing an excruciating dental (I talked about this yesterday), so they had to leave the dog overnight. We were worried about getting him out of the cage since he was so aggressive yesterday, but Terry the Dog Whisperer just opened the cage and took him for a walk with no trouble! Joe had so much as walked by him yesterday and he growled. Sandy for some reason had told the owners they should do blood-work, but the dog was only four years old and healthy as a Shar-pei can be. Everyone was pretty annoyed with Sandy this morning because the dog was technically her patient, but she was gone all day at a vet hospital or something, so the work got left to Christie. So Terry and Jake (the Shar-pei) came back from their walk the best of buds, but then we had to draw a blood sample—and thank god Joe hadn’t gotten called out to a farm yet, because we couldn’t have done it without him. Jake was fine until Terry and Joe had to hold him. This dog hated being held, and we couldn’t fit him with a muzzle because his nose was too big and fat! So Terry got a rope around hi nose and Joe pinned him in between his legs and Josh stuck out the leg so Christie could draw the blood, and Jake snarled the whole time. Christie did it as fast as possible, and she got the blood, but she didn’t have time to give him a sedative, so they all went through the same process to give him some Acepromizine, a fast-acting sedative. After the sedative, Jake calmed down and snuggled with Terry in the waiting room while the blood-work went through. Of course, the blood-work came back completely normal, so we basically did all that for nothing and made the kids spend like $60. Anyway, then we had to really sedate him, enough to pick him up and put him on the table and intibate him. That went really smoothly, he didn’t even growl. Jake’s owners had said that he got in a fight with a stray dog on Wednesday, but once we had him shaved we could tell that something a bit more criminal may have occurred. Poor Jake certainly had bit marks on him from another dog—in addition to the huge slice marks on his hindquarters and tail that looked like they may have come from a shovel or spade. Either Jake was actually attacking the neighbor’s dog and the neighbor broke up the fight with a shovel, or Jake’s owners hit him. Either way, judging by the progression of the wound’s healing, it happened way longer than two days ago. Christie said owners lie about stuff all the time, and you can’t really say anything unless a dog seems like it’s being neglected or frequently abused. But sickos who do that don’t usually bring their dogs to the vet.
After examining Jake, I don’t understand why anyone would ever own, buy or breed a Shar-pei. Natural selection is definitely trying to tell these dogs something: they can’t see, they can’t hear, they can barely breathe, and they’re prone to gross skin conditions that many people are allergic to all because of their weird foldy skin! I feel so bad for dogs like Bulldogs and pugs—it’s not their fault their bodies are deformed and tend to malfunction because humans wanted them to look a certain way.
When Jake was finished, we did a dental on a sweet, nervous little Dachshund named Ginger. D.R came before we were finished since dealing with Jake basically took all morning. Oh, speaking of morning, we gave Lito his first wound-flushing and oral meds today. Carolyn did the oral meds herself and said he was fine; he just hated the taste. Christie told me today that it tastes like nail polish remover. I wondered briefly how she knew that, but I didn’t ask. It took all three of us to do the wound flushing, and I told Christie I couldn’t get the plastic syringe under his skin enough to get the solution into the hole, it just sort of washed over it, and she said she has had tons of abscess patients where she just sends them home with the oral meds. I think Sandy tends to over do it when it comes to treatment. Oh well. Lito was being so sweet today. His whole shoulder is still swollen, but he doesn’t seem to be in pain. I’m off to the antique mall tomorrow morning! It’s actually Friday right now, but I’m not posting this until Saturday. Sleepy!!!
Robin
P.S The title of this entry is a play on words, combing the terms “blunt force trauma” and “brute force.” It took a lot of brute force to deal with Jake, and he suffered some blunt force trauma along with his stab wounds. Poor stinky buddy. Man, did he smell.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
“The Youth in Asia? What About the Youth Here?”
A sad start to the day. Got in at 12:00, and the first patient was already being X-rayed—a sweet little dachshund with a long list of problems. At first no one could put a definitive answer on what was wrong with her. She had given birth to only one puppy last night (her owner is a breeder) and had been straining and lethargic since then. She didn’t have another puppy inside her, but she was seven years old and this was her sixth litter. Sometimes I really hate breeders. In human years, this dog was 49—too old to be having babies. Anyway, her blood work came back with extremely high glucose levels, indicating that she had either gestational diabetes or regular diabetes. It is treatable, but she was going to need 24-hour care over the next three days for a grand total of $3,000, so the owner decided to put her down. While everyone had been running around doing things, I had been holding her and watching her, so of course I had grown somewhat attached to her. I realized she would probably be put down, and she kept looking at me with these big sad eyes that just broke my heart. When Sandy got the needle out, I said, “I think I need to be elsewhere for this.” She understood, and Josh held her while they euthenized her. I cried a bit, but I kept it in pretty well and distracted myself by talking to all the other animals and checking their charts.
I couldn’t mourn for long—up first was a cat named Tiggs that had jumped off a counter and got its tail stuck in a drawer so it was hanging by it…ouch. Christie told the owners that it didn’t really need to be amputated and that the stub on the end would come off soon and it would heal itself, but they wanted it off anyway. So we cut it off and sewed it back up. Tiggs looked really funny when he came out of anesthesia—he went all stiff and rigid and stuck his tongue out and held his tail out like a pole. Unfortunately for Tiggs, since his owners insisted the tail be amputated, he now has to wear an E-Collar for two weeks.
There was a lot of commotion today with people coming in and animals with mysterious diseases like Lucy, the sweet little Beagle that passed a whole sock through her digestive system but was still throwing up every other day. Then Jake, a big Shar-pei with a big amount of ‘tude came in with a wound from a dogfight (he had never had any vaccinations, and his owners took him to a park to go sledding and play with other dogs…good plan!). And before that we got a call from Carolyn saying she needed to bring in Lito! D.R and I had noticed he was acting a little funny yesterday, but we figured it was just because he hates snow. Turns out he had a huge abscessed bite on his shoulder—probably from one of the dogs judging by the size. I didn’t see most of the procedure because I was holding open the mouth of a very unfortunate kitty named Caramel. Poor Caramel had to have all but one of his teeth pulled out. It was a long procedure, and just a little boring after a while. I could hear Lito screaming at Josh and Sandy as they cleaned his abscesses. I looked in on him when we were finally finished with the dental extractions, and Josh told me that Lito was completely sedated when he had screamed—his abscesses hurt so badly. So much was happening today I ended up staying till 6:45…and I hadn’t eaten since 11:30. Carolyn picked up both Lito and me and brought us home to a great meal of make-your-own-tacos. Well, Lito ate cat food. He’s living in the greenhouse until he’s all healed, and we have to give him oral liquid medication and flush out and medicate his puncture wounds twice a day. That’ll be fun for us all…
Yawn. Time for bed. Early start tomorrow!
Robin
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Hillary is Coming! Hillary is Coming!
Got in at ten of eight this morning and after a fair amount of chitchatting, we got down to surgery. Just two this morning—Maggie, a really adorable chocolate lab from a local breeder, and Miracle, a sweet little cat a nice couple rescued from a coalmine. It was cool to see the contrast between the two spays: Maggie was way bigger than Miracle (obviously), and her uterus was full of fat and big veins and stuff. I have pictures…somehow other people don’t find them as cool as I do. They just think it’s gross. I don’t get it. Anyway it was all very routine—I’m starting to memorize how to do a spay, but Christie says they’re actually the most technically difficult thing a vet will do aside from ortho. Neuters are easy: cut open, pull out ball and stringy thing, clamp, cut, stitch, cut, pull out other ball, etc.
I got some lovely hands-on experience today! I shaved and washed Miracle before her spay, and afterwards I gave her a shot! Luckily she was just waking up from her surgery, so she was nice and sleepy and didn’t attack me. Before her spay, Josh put on a huge glove like the kind people who handle birds of prey wear and held Miracle while Christie gave her a knock-out drug (so we didn’t need to use gas during the surgery). As soon as the injection went in Miracle, who up until then was totally sweet, gave a howl and a scream, and proceeded to sink into a lovely sleep. Both surgeries went very smoothly. That pregnant cat never got dropped off last night, so we don’t know what’s going on with that. D.R came at 12:00 and we finished up at 11:30, so Christie gave me a run-down on anesthesia, and then we sat around and chatted away about Westtown and college and vet school and things.
When we got home, I had some lunch, finished watching The Constant Gardener, and took a really long nap! It was supposed to be one of those “one hour power” naps, but I kept changing the alarm and eventually got up at 3:15. I took my camera outside and shot a role of 36 around the Holler. There’s a good six inches of snow on everything, so I got some great wintertime shots. Also, D.R looked like a garden gnome in his coat, so I took some of him, well, looking like a garden gnome! I can’t wait to print them! A nice pasta dinner, followed by playing solitaire on my iPod and watching Hillary speak at the St. Clairesville high school. All the vets went to see her-I think it’s a pretty liberal practice. And now I think I’ll take a bath! I don’t have to be in until 12:00 tomorrow. I wonder if the abortion-kitty will come in tomorrow…
Robin
P.S. I met The Cutest Puppy in the Whole Wide World today. His name was Sam, and he was a Saint Bernard puppy. Oh. My. God. I almost died when I saw him. He had these huge paws that he has to grow into and he was really clumsy but gentle and not annoying and bitey like most puppies. He was so sweet and soft and cute and mom and dad we HAVE to get one. Don’t you want a big ol’ Beethoven to climb on top of you in the morning and drool on your face? I think that would be great.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Everybody Loves a Cairn Terrier
I got to sleep in today! It was great, especially because I stayed up until 11:00 watching White Oleander—it might be my new favorite movie. Well, one of them. D.R got back from Olney for his lunch break at 12:15, and he dropped me off at the office at 12:30. The roads are getting progressively more disgusting—today it rained and then snowed, and tonight it’s supposed to freeze. Great. Anyway, as soon as I got in, things got going—Mandy (a woman who used to work there and is the daughter of Martha Ralston who owns the place and is the half-sister of Christie) had brought in Charles, her Cairn Terrier. He was limping, and seemed to have hurt his left foreleg paw, so Christie had to examine it—but Charles hates having his paws touched. I mean really hates it. Mandy held his head while Christie did it, and he made the most horrible sounds! It was this crazy tribal gurgling mixed with straight up “I’ll tear your leg off” growling. But he’s actually a really nice dog. All throughout his cacophony, his sister, Gladys (owned by Martha, as is Fergus, Charles’ brother) was barking her head off because she thought we were killing Charles. After all of that we gave him some fluids. I’m not really sure why; I guess to keep him hydrated—but the fluids had to go in under his skin. So Martha held an I.V bag up and Christie pinched a bunch of his skin and put the needle in, but he kept jumping around and the needle came out a few times and the stuff squirted everywhere…but eventually we got it in.
Then a really cute widdle puggy-wuggy came in with a benign tumor on his cute widdle facey-wacey (I’m sorry. I just can’t speak normally when I see a pug, or even talk about them. They induce excessive baby talk that I can’t control). Christie and Sandra told the cute little old couple (yeah, everything was cute today) that the tumor was benign and that “these things usually go away on their own,” and Christie said she’d be happy to remove it, but anesthesia always poses some risk, and it would be purely cosmetic. The cute old people decided to let it go for a month.
After they left, there was a lull in the action while everyone did some paperwork. I checked in all the cages and read all the charts to see what everyone was in for. A cat that had come in yesterday after I had left had a big cone on his head to prevent him from pulling out a little draining device on its leg. The owner thought he might have rabies since he wasn’t vaccinated and something bit him, so after Christie drained his abscessed leg she put him in quarantine. So he’ll be in that cage until next week, poor guy. There was a Shitzu named Roxy in for a dental cleaning (Christie’s fiancĂ©’s uncle’s dog—did I mention how much I love small towns?), a huge beautiful Airedale named Arlen in to be neutered, a stray cat with an extreme case of ear mites complete with hematomas, and Otis, a silky terrier with awful teeth.
Otis went first because his incessant barking was driving everyone insane and we really wanted to sedate him. Apparently his owners had taken him to a vet because their groomer said his teeth were really bad, but the vet said his teeth were fine and that he didn’t need a dental at all. That vet needs to go back to vet school. Poor Otis had Stage 2 “Something I can’t pronounce that starts with a P and looks really nasty.” Basically his teeth were covered in tarter and some had rotted clean through. We had to pull out eight of his teeth. It was actually way bloodier than the surgeries from yesterday. I got to put on gloves and hold his mouth open so Christie could get the back molars. Poor Otis! We were all astonished that the other vet said he didn’t need a cleaning, and Sandra and Christie shed some light on veterinary politics. Hearing them talk about how “you never want to be the vet that talks about other vets to your clients” and “it’s okay to talk amongst your colleagues about the dumb vets who need more schooling, but never do it in front of clients,” made me want to be a vet right now! So badly! I want colleagues! And a scalpel! I am so destined to be a vet. All the blood and guts and weird noises and annoying clients and traumatizing car accident victims—I want it all! Weeeeeee!!
Christie is so nice, and she told Carolyn she loves me! Yay! And she explains so much to me, and while she’s explaining she’ll be like, “Do you know what _____ is? Of course you know what _____ is, you’re so smart!” It is so great.
So after Otis came Roxy. Her teeth were basically perfect since she’s only a year old, but her owners apparently said “her ass-breath is worse than usual,” and Christie really emphasizes dental (“I’m crazy about clean teeth!”), so she gave them a thorough cleaning anyway. And that was the day! Carolyn came just before we were going to start on Arlen, and I didn’t want her to have to wait or have to come back into town since the roads are so bad, so I left early. We got home and made some stir-fry for dinner. The democratic debate is on in 20 minutes, and we’re gonna watch it!
I can’t for tomorrow! Someone’s cat wasn’t spayed and it got outside and got pregnant, so Christie is performing an abortion! She said she’s done quite a few and she was like, “Yeah, I’ve got to watch out for those pro-life people—they might send me hate mail!” So that will be interesting. The owner thought she might have just gotten worms at first because of how big her belly was getting, so she gave her de-wormer. Martha said if she gave them one kind of de-wormer, the babies would already be dead, but the kind most people use wouldn’t kill them. I think it’ll be interesting to watch, but also a bit sad. Spaying the cat will make her live longer, but the babies will never get to live. Oh well, what do they know, they’re just embryos, right? Ah, moral ambiguity. We’ll see how things go tomorrow!
Robin